trumpets and guns.

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Thursday, 14-Aug-2008 12:46:10

small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns.

One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says: "So how is your strange business going?"

"What do you mean strange?"

"Because you sell only trumpets and guns!"

"So?"

"Well, let me put it this way, what do you sell the most, trumpets or guns?"

"It evens itself out. Each time a customer buys a trumpet, one of his neighbors buys a gun."

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 14-Aug-2008 18:04:34

lol Clever.

Post 3 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Thursday, 14-Aug-2008 18:40:43

Heh. Very nice.

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 14-Aug-2008 19:59:03

LOL. I played trumpet in my high school band and used to practice at home. I'm lucky there wasn't a trumpet and guns shop nearby.

Post 5 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 15-Aug-2008 0:55:06

Good one.